f|break: saturday morning

double feature fiber break ... asylum's emily* on baby-free/condom-free and manscaping, all within ~ 3-minutes plus. (bonus!) at least a little pg-13 or more, for some - just sayin'.

a friend of mine is going to a singles event with two others. of course, i cautioned her (as i always do about random-suck-face moments) to watch out for "the mherpes" - and then, i thought of emily - who has quick perspectives that we single women may enjoy. along with mherpes, consider staying away from baby-making, and if you must tell tales of your weekend, start your story off either with "... rubber chicken" or "... a tangled ball of yarn" -

have fun gals!
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enjoy a fiber break of less than 2 minutes of
a woman's perspective on birth control (over here)

"boner hating scientists"
"... impromptu gynecological exams ..."

enjoy a fiber break of less than 2 minutes of
a woman's perspective on manscaping (over here)
"pubic jungle down there ... "
"plus when you get razor burns and in-grown hairs ..."

a couple more tidbits for educational purposes from askmen.com

• 5 things you didn't know: condoms
• body hair dos & don'ts

*(emily on one or two night stands)