@fluevog ... fluevog + orgasm = fluegasm (by joanne), which is loosely defined as an excited pee-in-your-pants or oopsie-seat-cushion-event or do-i-have-to-dry-clean-this, which is somewhat related to occurring ...- ... when you give it to yourself - while (or after) seeing the artisanal fluevog(s) of your choice that your feet
wantneedalready know you are going to purchase, - ... when the store
dealersfolks (like the one's over here) or the onlinedealersshop (over here) give it to you - after trying on and/or purchasing that special pair(s), - ... when it's a group-frenzy thing - let's leave it at that.
today is THE 41st anniversary and the day where regularly priced in-store purchases are 15% off, ground shipping is free for online purchases (in u.s. and canada), and every 41st online purchase is free. (also, there are other specials from participating merchants over here - including goorin bros.)and yes, since last summer, i've added five pairs to my pool o' fluevogs (over here), which i shall post about later. meanwhile, for the fluevog iv (over here), a haiku for the day ...
john fluevog today
haight street?! bay to breakers boo ...
anti-fluegasm
(in other words,
not heading in to the city today
to get shoes signed by the man. oh well ...)
haight street?! bay to breakers boo ...
anti-fluegasm
(in other words,
not heading in to the city today
to get shoes signed by the man. oh well ...)
Love this post!
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely a fluegasm worthy post!
ReplyDeleteUm, I thought you added SIX pairs! (guide, alli, promise, kilimanjaro, elif, and gracias) Not trying to rub it in. I just want to make sure all kids are present and accounted for:D
five ... the black gracias for my mom.
ReplyDeleteYaaay! You got your mom a pair!
ReplyDeleteyes, love love love! thanks for sharing this, shirl. i laughed out loud!
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